See Lumina...
See Geo...

See Lumina stop...
See Geo hit Lumina...

See Lumina get raped license plate...
See Geo Get raped...

Bent License plate: $10 (Actually I never replaced it, just pulled out the dent with my hand = $0 )
Expression on the face of the ricer geo driver when he sees his car fawkin totaled and the Lumina getting away with nothing other than a slightly bent license plate: FUCKING PRICELESS.

 

 

 

 

CHRONICALLY STUPID Welfare Inbred Redneck Sheepfucking Useless Pieces of Shit Redneck Ricers...

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AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! 0WN3D!!!!                                             Ge0wn3d!                                             tEh Lumina Pwnt tEh Ricer POS Hard


Left Pic: Here we have super-high-performance AAA traction/heat/tread wear DUMP racing slicks. Made by the Lancaster transfer station specifically for SUPER HIGH PERFORMANCE GEO RACING applications. Mikey Caton got a really good package deal though because he's a redneck with no job. When he got the "super-high-performance racing slicks" he had to take the piece of shit redneck jewed-over rice burning shitmobile they were rusted on to. I sit there and laugh as the whole cup of radiator fluid drains out of the engine.

Center Pic: I absolutely loved how the hood just bowed up like that.. It adds that kind of ricer touch to the front of his car. now he won't need a spoiler on the front because that fucker will create some wind resistance errr.... I mean downforce all by itself! Those are some PIMPIN' rims... It makes me want to go and kick someone in the face because I don't have any. I need to get me some of them! How about we walk through the radiator fluid now.. Fucking inbred Sheepfuckers.

Right Pic: Hahahahahahaha! They beat the hood down a little bit trying to straighten it out. Look at all that damage and how far back that radiator is pushed, you can barely see it. I think it's kind of funny that his whole bumper is falling off now and all of his lights are smashed pretty much into his engine block. I can only imagine what his radiator support looked like afterwards... Must have had to pull his oil filter out of the radiator after this. Look at the lovely hole in the bumper next to his license plate (On left side of picture). Too bad that I didn't have a ballmount or a tow hook in my trailer hitch, because he found it allright. Damn, and I was looking for it for so long!! Thanks Buddy!!!

 

 

 

 

Mmmmmm Oil & Engine Coolant.


Looks like his car left it's mark on the road.... In oil and antifreeze! hahahahaha... Look at the skidmarks here in this pic, I was sliding for about 20 feet with the brakes locked up and the tires screaming. His skidmark is maybe 5 feet long, if that... Following too closely? Nawwww not him. Not paying attention? Noooooooo, never. I think he was just too stupid to know that you fucking hit your brakes when the car in front of you stops suddenly. The damage just keeps adding up; look at that dollar store oil & antifreeze all over the place.

 

 

 

 

Oh Noes!!!!11!!!1!! A Bent Licence Plate!!!                                             Lumina: 1       Ricer: 0


Yes it's a Lumina with racing stripes. Why? My friends & I had spray paint & we were bored. The paintjob on that car was shot anyway, so I really didn't give a crap. I Also got those pimpin' new see-through spinner hubcaps, aren't they sweet? Too bad I changed the tires the day this happened and I never put the hubcaps back on. Maybe I should have... It would have probably added that extra .5oz of weight that would have made his car burst into flames too..
Oh wait, it did! Look at all those flames coming off the front of that car!!! Quick, get the marshmallows!!!!!

Look at all the damage done to my car! Ahhhhh the fucker bent my license plate!!! Now I'm going to have to spend all this money to get my license plate fixed!!! Fuckers!!!  Well, at least he didn't break my racing stripes.

It takes allot of rampant ignorance to put flames on a GEO PRIZM 1.6 L 4-banger, a fucking GEO PRIZM PEOPLE! A STOCK GEO PRIZM!!!! Well, looking at the fucking redneck that did this to his super cool r/c powered flaming piece of shit; you kind of expect stupidity this much from him. Fucking Lancaster idiots. I think I'm going to go and do that to my lawnmower now, it does in fact have more horsepower and probably goes faster too. And while I'm at it, I think I'm going to add and antenna on it and bend the fuck out of it like he did so I can bump some pimpin' country music while lap town doing the McDonalds 500 because I donít have enough brain cells to turn right... Or do something fucking constructive with my time/life. Well, I'm off. Going to go hop on my GEO single twin turbocharged intercooled electronic muffler rotary powered single cylinder lawnmower now, Yo. Represent home g dawg slice cracka barrel biscuit gangsta yo mad tyte dawg yo.

 

...Fucking Lancaster IDIOT.